Three Dung Fables
First Dung Fable
Once there was a bird was sitting on a tree, doing absolutely nothing all day long.
A mouse saw the bird, and asked, "May I join you and do absolutely nothing all day long?"
"Absolutely!", responded the bird.
So, the mouse sat down on the grass below the bird, and rested.
Suddenly, a fox come on the scene and ate the mouse.
Moral:
To sit and doing absolutely nothing, you must sit very, very high up.
Second Dung Fable
Once there was a turkey and a bull.
The turkey told the bull "I'd love to get to the top of that tree, but I just don't have the energy."
"Eat some of my dung it's loaded with nutrients", said the bull.
The turkey proceded to eat the dung and it gave him enough energy to reach the first branch of the tree.
The following day, the turkey ate some more dung and he got to the second branch.
After a few more days of the same, he was proudly sitting at the top of the tree.
A farmer saw the turkey at the top of the tree and shot him, right out of the tree.
Moral:
Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Third Dung Fable
Once there was a small bird who waited too long before flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell onto a cow-grazzing field.
A cow saw this and decided to drop his dung on the bird.
The bird, freezing, started to realize how warm the dung was.
The cow's dung was actually starting to thaw him out.
The bird was so happy, he began to sing for joy.
A cat heard the bird singing and came over to check out the situation.
The cat found the bird under the pile of cow dung, and ate him!
Moral:
1. Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3. When you're in deep crap, keep your yap shut!
And a Dung Poem
Little birdie in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.