Newspaper Headline Fails
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This was in the SGV Tribune.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
These cops mean business.
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Lazy Miners.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Without a trial?
War Dims Hope for Peace
War has that kind of effect at times.
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Huh?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Wouldn't think there'd be a link there.
Enfield (London) Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Those London Cops are good, aren't they?
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
I hope that's some really strong tape.
Man Struck By Lightning, Faces Battery Charges
Lightning? Battery?
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Larger?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Who's there to smell it?
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
I guess adults make good desserts.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
What!? They cut those poor kids in half?
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
How tall are the nurses?
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
Some are still alive?