A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time . . .
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished
and raced cars
and went to naked bars
and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey
and drank beer
and drank Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony
and dated cheerleaders
and kept his house
and owned guns
and ate spam and potato chips and beans
and blew enormous farts
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and he had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell
