Phone at the Lodge
One day at the Lodge:
A few men were sitting around at the lodge.
A cell phone on the table rings.
One of the men picks it up and answers it.
The following conversation is overheard:
Husband: "Hello?"
Wife: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the lodge?"
Husband: "Yes."
Wife: "Great! I am at the mall down the road and I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely stunning! Can I buy it?"
Husband: "How much does it cost?"
Wife: "Only $5,000."
Husband: "If you like it that much, go ahead and buy it."
Wife: "Oh, I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and looked at the 2014 models. I saw one I really liked. The salesman quoted me a great price, and since we need to exchange the Mercedes that we bought last year.."
Husband: "What's the quote?"
Wife: "Only $75,000"
Husband: "Alright, but for that price I want it with all the extras."
Wife: "OK, but before I hang up, there's just one more thing..."
Husband: "And just what is that one more thing?"
Wife: "I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we were looking at last year. It's for sale again. It's the house with the pool, the French gardens, the big back yard and everything else we've been looking for in a new home."
Husband: "What's the asking price?"
Wife: "Only $950,000! and I checked; we have that much in the bank to cover it"
Husband: "Then go ahead and buy it".
Wife: "Thanks honey. I'll see you later. I love you."
Husband: "I love you too. Bye".
The man hangs up the phone.
The other guys are looking at him in wonder.
The husband then holds the phone up and asks "Does anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to?"