The Pharmacist & the Arsenic
A short funny story about a Pharmacist, a woman and some Arsenic
A woman walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic poison.
The pharmacist is taken taken by surprise.
He asks the woman, "Why do you need arsenic poison?"
The woman replies, "I'm going to kill my husband. I found out that he's been cheating on me with another woman."
The pharmacist replies, "Come on lady, do you really expect me to sell you arsenic poison so you can kill your husband?"
The pharmacist continues, "Even if he is cheating on you with another woman, I can't possibly sell arsenic poison to you."
The woman then reaches into her pocketbook and pulls out some pictures of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the pictures in amazement.
After a moment, the pharmacist says to the woman, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."